quarta-feira, 2 de março de 2011

THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST

Nota minha: Esta listagem é dedicada aos amigos que querem e devem aprender inglês, tanto mais que vai ser a língua do futuro e também porque o nosso querido português está debilitado com os golpes baixos (rasteiras) que o brasileiro lhe vai pregando... portanto aconselho a vossa actualização linguística num poliglotismo total de diarreia verbal, boa sorte!
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I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate.
she never did it around anyone else.
One day she called me and asked me to come over.
'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.
She was alone when I arrived.
she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.
she couldn't overcome them anymore.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.
She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said.
"if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment.
Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lord and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
He said, 'Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family my son.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!  


4 comentários:

TINTINAINE disse...

Não é aqui que deve dizer-se - beginner's luck?

Valdemar disse...

Well... Ficou tudo em família!
Valdemar Alves

António Querido disse...

Muito bem, estou quase apto, a falar convosco!

Artur Sousa (Leiria) disse...

Anda lá querido, Querido, já faltou mais para sermos obrigados a enveredar por essa aprendizagem… mal por mal prefiro o ingles ao francês, que para mim o falado ainda vai, mas o escrito nem por obra e graça. No entanto nada, mesmo nada, chega para o nosso tão riquinho e querido idioma!
Mas lá por isso posso mandar mais que é de borla.
Saúde.