domingo, 6 de março de 2016

O relógio da "INBICTA"

António Costa mostra orgulhosamente o seu novo apartamento a um amigo, após um jantar bem regado.
Quando chegam a sala, o amigo repara numa enorme tampa de panela pendurada numa parede
e pergunta:
- O que é aquilo?
António responde:
- É o meu relógio!
- E como funciona? - pergunta o amigo.
António pega num martelo e arregaça uma pancada enorme no gongo.
De repente, ouve-se do outro lado da parede:
- BAI PRÓ CARALHO!...., GRANDESSÍSSIMO FILHO DA PUTA ......, SÃO DUAS HORAS DA MANHÃ!!!!!!
- Bês... nunca falha, carago!!!!

5 comentários:

Tintinaine disse...

Agora é raro ver-te. Ainda não percebi porquê, mas não consigo incluir o teu blog na minha lista de blogs e só ocasionalmente te encontro ao passar por onde tu andas.
E olha que este relógio de que falas era do Pinto da Costa!

António Querido disse...

Olha olha, o camarada Artur foi ao Porto dar uma martelada!

CAÇADOR disse...

Respeitinho pelos Tripeiros s.f.f.

-Os relógios ainda não chegaram à província ???

Tintinaine disse...

Lembrei-me do rio Lis e vim aqui parar.
Vejo que há já 3 anos que não pões aqui os pés!
O Facebook é mais moderno, não é?

Alexandre Moura disse...

O Alentejo Portugues?
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Today, Portugal is the Biggest Racist country that i have ever lived in. I feared for my life there and i consider myself lucky that my family got out alive! I have never lived in such poverty (Sopas dos Pobres everyday) 40% unemployment rate and 60% of the population earn less than $932 USD per month, and that’s considered Middle Class here! Within the European Union it is the worst of the worst place to live in.

The bottom line is the bulk of the People in the poor country of Portugal exist in a brainless comma that is fed by Ignorance, anti-Spanish hate, and severe Racism of pretty much everybody that isn’t Portuguese! And, Portugal started the Global Slave Trade in 1441 so it is definitely NOT a safe place for Blacks!!

I found important websites that explain the Severe multi-generational Racism and Hate that exist in Portugal today, and i highly encourage all to read them and spread the word in order to avoid innocent, and desperate people from living or visiting there. Get educated on the Truths about Racist Portugal now.

1) https://www.theroot.com/a-white-journalist-discovers-the-lie-of-portugal-s-colo-1790854283

2) https://saynotoracistportugal.neocities.org/

3) http://www.discoveringbristol.org.uk/slavery/routes/places-involved/europe/portugal/

4)SOPAS DOS POBRES EVERYDAY IN PORTUGAL BECAUSE OF NON EXISTENT ECONOMY:

https://www.noticiasaominuto.com/pais/764453/sopa-dos-pobres-foi-criada-ha-anos-mas-ainda-existe-problemas-persistem

5) http://www.ipsnews.net/2011/10/portugal-crisis-pushes-women-into-prostitution/

6) https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/06/the-mystery-of-why-portugal-is-so-doomed/276371/

7) https://portugaltruths.neocities.org/

8) https://portugalwasabadcolonizer.neocities.org/

9) https://portugalisxenophobic.neocities.org/

10) https://portugalisaracistcountry.neocities.org/

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BE CAREFUL FRIENDS!

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Be SAFE friends. Hugs.
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O Alentejo Portugues?
Por que Olivenza Espanhola e nao tenhas duvida❤️
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